I would be okay with throwing the guy who did this from the same spot.
It would be cruel to let him hit the ground, however, so I’d be in favor of putting a rope around his neck - you know, to break his fall.
A most practical resolution, sir!
I say we take into account the boy’s height and weight and throw Aranda from a proportionate height. I’m not so good at the maths, but someone could figure out what that would be.