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Boomerang instructional video: How to get the boomerang to return to you.
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Posted on 04/21/2019 10:25:39 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Hit someone with it and a lawyer will locate you and reconnect you with your boomerang in court.
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posted on
04/21/2019 10:27:07 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Write a lie on it. They always come back.... to haunt you.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
thanks for the laugh
shared with my son
Happy Easter!
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posted on
04/21/2019 10:33:51 AM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I had a really good one.
Nearly flew it into a car window.
The good ones fly much further than you expect.
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posted on
04/21/2019 10:34:44 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: E. Pluribus Unum
I had a Wham-O boomerang which really did work. It was made of soft plastic and had 3 prongs. It did take some practice tho.
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posted on
04/21/2019 10:37:20 AM PDT
by
yarddog
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Well now what I would do is stage a fake counter intel setup to make it look like a campaign was working with a subversive foreign government, partially to hide my own subversions, and partially as an insurance policy against that other campaign winnin', even though 'course it could
never win.
Now see that's called takin' out two birds with one Acme® boomerang cuz see now you want to put dynamite on that boomerang too so's it goes bang just when you wants.
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posted on
04/21/2019 11:18:38 AM PDT
by
tinyowl
(A is A)
To: tinyowl
LOL, I bet the dog’s name is Rickroll.
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Cute!😁
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posted on
04/21/2019 11:56:00 AM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneow)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
If he would go on youtube and learn how to throw it correctly, he wouldn't need a dog.
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posted on
04/21/2019 12:25:48 PM PDT
by
Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hlwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Unfortunately this won’t work for me, my daughter has a Cat.
(There wouldn’t be much difference in the response between the two!)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
Charlie Drake had a song that covers this.
Used to be on radio when I was a kid.
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posted on
04/21/2019 1:21:57 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: MrEdd
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posted on
04/21/2019 2:17:04 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(Capitalism produces EVERYTHING Socialists/Communists/Democratic-Socialists wish to "redistribute.")
To: E. Pluribus Unum
INSTRUCTIONS
How to get the boomerang to return to you:
1. Throw it at President Trump.
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posted on
04/21/2019 2:50:49 PM PDT
by
Always A Marine
("When you strike at a king, you must kill him" - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
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posted on
04/21/2019 6:22:59 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: E. Pluribus Unum
It’s harder than it looks.
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posted on
04/22/2019 5:37:38 AM PDT
by
broken_arrow1
(I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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