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Boomerang instructional video: How to get the boomerang to return to you.
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Posted on 04/21/2019 10:25:39 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum


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1 posted on 04/21/2019 10:25:39 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Hit someone with it and a lawyer will locate you and reconnect you with your boomerang in court.


2 posted on 04/21/2019 10:27:07 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
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Write a lie on it. They always come back.... to haunt you.


3 posted on 04/21/2019 10:31:39 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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thanks for the laugh

shared with my son

Happy Easter!


4 posted on 04/21/2019 10:33:51 AM PDT by Eddie01
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I had a really good one.
Nearly flew it into a car window.
The good ones fly much further than you expect.


5 posted on 04/21/2019 10:34:44 AM PDT by Zathras
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I had a Wham-O boomerang which really did work. It was made of soft plastic and had 3 prongs. It did take some practice tho.


6 posted on 04/21/2019 10:37:20 AM PDT by yarddog
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Well now what I would do is stage a fake counter intel setup to make it look like a campaign was working with a subversive foreign government, partially to hide my own subversions, and partially as an insurance policy against that other campaign winnin', even though 'course it could never win.

Now see that's called takin' out two birds with one Acme® boomerang cuz see now you want to put dynamite on that boomerang too so's it goes bang just when you wants.

7 posted on 04/21/2019 11:18:38 AM PDT by tinyowl (A is A)
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LOL, I bet the dog’s name is Rickroll.


8 posted on 04/21/2019 11:45:38 AM PDT by Notthemomma
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Cute!😁
9 posted on 04/21/2019 11:56:00 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneow)
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If he would go on youtube and learn how to throw it correctly, he wouldn't need a dog.

10 posted on 04/21/2019 12:25:48 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hlwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
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Unfortunately this won’t work for me, my daughter has a Cat.
(There wouldn’t be much difference in the response between the two!)


11 posted on 04/21/2019 1:02:08 PM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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Charlie Drake had a song that covers this.
Used to be on radio when I was a kid.


12 posted on 04/21/2019 1:21:57 PM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prtbj4MtDU


13 posted on 04/21/2019 2:17:04 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Capitalism produces EVERYTHING Socialists/Communists/Democratic-Socialists wish to "redistribute.")
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INSTRUCTIONS
How to get the boomerang to return to you:
1. Throw it at President Trump.
14 posted on 04/21/2019 2:50:49 PM PDT by Always A Marine ("When you strike at a king, you must kill him" - Ralph Waldo Emerson)
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Good dog!


15 posted on 04/21/2019 6:22:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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It’s harder than it looks.


16 posted on 04/22/2019 5:37:38 AM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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