The modern day PT Barnum is now saying he will start Tesla Auto Ins. very soon. The Rental car option will be $300 a year as it takes five months to get parts for repairs. The guy has cornered the market on misdirection, flashlights and flying pigs.
Tesla sounds more like Tucker every day
Oh yeah. You’d be crazy to do anywhere near it.
He also just announced his plans for a national self-driving taxi service, with more than a million of his robot cars, valued at $200,000 each, "scheduled to be on the road by the middle of next year."
Meanwhile first quarter financials once again show a loss on slumping sales, "raising questions about the demand for the company's Model 3," according to the WSJ.
Never fear, however. "The fundamental message that consumers should be taking is that it's financially insane to buy anything but a Tesla," according to Mr. Musk himself.
By golly, how can you doubt a statement like that?!?