[RedElement]

Old joke about telling grizzlies from black bears.

First, the ranger warned that anyone in the back country should wear a bell to give audible notice to the bears, and carry bear spray.

You tell grizzlies from black bears by the scat. Black bear scat has berries, nut hulls and small animal skins in it.

Grizzly scat has small bells and smells like bear spray.

[originalbuckeye]

I knew that ‘story’ would surface.....

[RedStateRocker]

I was afraid someone would post that before I could.