If people are going to take notice of a child’s birth, they might as well have the decency to not mock the child - it was just born and hasn’t had time to annoy anyone yet, you’d think it could be spared the scorn of some random jackass.
He could turn out to be a beautiful kid.. Or. Well... He does have the genes of Jughead. He is going to be raised gender neutral. They could put him in a dress as he gets older