OK I just learned that gigantic cannon have no recoil, that the moon is a creepy clown face covered with shaving cream, and that Lunatics are weird monkey-men shaking spears.
A trip to the moon or New York City, the moon looks safer.
The escape from either one looks to be iffy.
The bigger question is how the spear shaking monkey men will vote when they arrive on earth?
Not Lunatics! Future voters. Diversity is our strength!