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1 posted on 06/10/2019 12:32:44 PM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

Guacamole Control.....................NOW!...................


2 posted on 06/10/2019 12:34:49 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

In the future, please refrain from posting chat material in the news forum.


3 posted on 06/10/2019 12:35:05 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
This thread has potential.


4 posted on 06/10/2019 12:35:11 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

Well, he could have had a sharpened mango, so thank goodness for small favors. Blackadder reference!


5 posted on 06/10/2019 12:35:27 PM PDT by buwaya
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

Yes, but is he originally from Florida?


6 posted on 06/10/2019 12:36:10 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (“Individual liberty and freedom are not outmoded concepts.”)
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Why didn’t they go after him and catch him after the first robbery?


7 posted on 06/10/2019 12:38:03 PM PDT by Innovative
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Looks like Monty Python will have to add avocado defense to their training program.


9 posted on 06/10/2019 12:39:16 PM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

John Cleese needs to give seminars in Israel about how to defend oneself from people armed with fresh fruit!

Right now terrorists could open fruit stand and drive Israel into the sea!


10 posted on 06/10/2019 12:39:17 PM PDT by Reily
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

It’s a Booom!


12 posted on 06/10/2019 12:40:11 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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I bet the avocado was equipped with a “silencer” and grenade launcher. Oh, and it was an AR-15 style avocado.


13 posted on 06/10/2019 12:44:38 PM PDT by LIConFem (I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

I love acacados!
But never knew just how USEFUL they can be!

Thanks for sharing this article with us!
smile smile


15 posted on 06/10/2019 1:06:21 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

That’s chutzpah right there.


18 posted on 06/10/2019 1:09:28 PM PDT by Yardstick
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when they outlaw avocados, only outlaws will have avocados!


19 posted on 06/10/2019 1:12:47 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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Just be thankful he didn’t use cauliflower


21 posted on 06/10/2019 1:14:34 PM PDT by Rocko Jack
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To: Beautiful_Gracious_Skies

Imagine what he would have done with an assault egglplant!


23 posted on 06/10/2019 1:19:54 PM PDT by IronJack
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What caliber?


24 posted on 06/10/2019 1:39:27 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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I’m gonna pull the pin on this here avocado.


25 posted on 06/10/2019 1:53:33 PM PDT by teletech
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Time for back ground checks to buy avocados.


26 posted on 06/10/2019 2:25:38 PM PDT by Retvet (Retvet)
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Inside every avocado there`s a nut.


29 posted on 06/10/2019 3:49:19 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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I’ve just about had it with these avocado robberies.


31 posted on 06/10/2019 7:16:24 PM PDT by firebrand
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