Horns are growing on young people’s skulls. Phone use is to blame, research suggests.

Washington Post ^ | June 20, 2019 | Isaac Stanley-Becker

[ETL]

Not only is this stupid, none of those pictures are young people and there were no portable electronic devices when they were young

Brilliant observation! You are obviously highly intelligent!

[kempster]

Maybe they should start looking at what is causing bestiality. Stay away from the goats.

[semaj]

“Not only is this stupid, none of those pictures are young people and there were no portable electronic devices when they were young.” Not if those people are time travelers from the future. They came back to the past to warn us. 😁

[EdnaMode]

Horn porn?

[ETL]

“Not only is this stupid, none of those pictures are young people and there were no portable electronic devices when they were young.”--pghbjugop

Not if those people are time travelers from the future. They came back to the past to warn us.

Or they grew them over the course of the time since cell phones came out (40-45 years?).

Anyway, they are CLEARLY the type of people who would have been constantly on a cell phone. Lol!

[House Atreides]

Doctor Pimple Popper would make short work of those growths. ;-)

[mylife]

Sucks to be Chinese.

[digger48]

But the one of Bernie this week is airbrushed and glowing

[bgill]

[mikeus_maximus]

Yeah, I had horns when I was young. That’s why I got married.

[minnesota_bound]

Ya Got Trouble, cell phones are the Devil’s tools.

Friend, either you’re closing your eyes
To a situation you do not wish to acknowledge
Or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated
By the presence of cell phones in your community

[karnage]

The Devil uses any tool he thinks will ensnare souls.

[Pollard]

are you
on some
kind of
small
device
?