Hey you freshie, stop it!
I found myself ‘home alone’ @ my local Target store!
I had to call 911 to get out. Police came. They had no way to get in/get me out...had to wait for store manager to arrive from home...
Yes, there’s a bit more to the story. Sort of embarrassing for me. Loss of job for the manager on duty and ultimately a change in procedures.
Still laughing.
Did you try going out a fire door? If those were locked (usually there is no handle on the outside) it would be a major fire code violation.
Explosive diarrhea is a terrible thing.
That happened to me once, in my dishwashing days working my way thru college. 1975. I was working in a large department store, in the basement restaurant, cleaning up after it closed, just an hour before the store closed. It was mop night, so clean up took longer than usual. This was practically the only time the closing guy didn't check on me.
Fortunately, the number of the guy who responded to security alarms was posted at customer service, so I was able to call him to let me out. He had just arrived home when I called.
Those La-Z-Boy recliners are comfortable, eh?
why not push emergency exit door at Target?
Just curious …
Are you, by any chance, a redheaded hairdresser named Tiffany, with a part-time gig as an exotic dancer?