Posted on 07/22/2019 2:25:53 PM PDT by Red Badger
A seagull once dropped a fish on our deck. The fish was about a foot long and was flopping around.
I remember this story about an owl carrying off a chihuahua because I’m about a half hour away from where it happened: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2468601/posts
Haha, grumpy cat says GOOD!
I saw one steal a plastic “baby” Flounder lure out of my friends tackle box on the beach!
The photo must be 4 years old if it is of Gizmo. That’s not a 4 year old puppy. I don’t know if I want believe a gull is capable of carrying off a full grown Chihuahua, unless the gulls in the UK are bigger and stronger than they are on the US East coast.
Jonathan Lesbian Seagull... there’s some low hanging parody fruit.
Easily..................
Grumpy Cat ain’t saying sh@t, its dead.
Are slingshots outlawed in Kali?
Dogs should not be bred small enough to be scooped up by a seagull. That’s just unnatural.
I know some folks who had an ocicat (paid $3,000 for it) and lived in the mountains NE of me (Montana).
They NEVER let the cat out, however one day it escaped and a Bald Eagle grabbed it.
They were very upset...and the eagle visited at the same time of day for the next two months...
Terrible about the little pooch. But it made me realize that here in America we never use the word partner any more, for a romantic relationship. Here, if someone says my partner, we assume it is a business partner. Which it always is. Gays say my boyfriend or girlfriend (or husband or wife). Straights never really used partner much. But in England they seem to really like that word.
Got me, but we all know weird things happen in Houston. It makes me wonder what would come up if you googled “Seagull chihuahua Houston.”
In Britain, they use “partner” for everything from a one night stand to a spouse.
I thought that there was a standing rule that all chihuahua owners should follow.
Rule #1: You are, “Blaster.”
Rule #2: Your chihuahua is, “Master.”
Act accordingly.
Lol! And you cant tell the gender, either, from the word. tell my partner Im just going to the loo - it could be any of the people there!!!
Here in S.E. Michigan, we use chihuahuas as surface bait when trolling for muskies............
That’s a coffee-spitter right there.
I think part of the appeal is that a reader doesn’t know the sex of the “partner.”
On the one hand, the public really has no need to know, but on the other hand, the people involved chose to become objects of public attention, so maybe they owe the public a certain amount of information.
Nom nom nom
The poor little dog was seagull dinner.
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