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Man accused of killing wife claims powerful group infected him with mayonnaise, report says
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| July 24, 2019
| Jason Kotowski
Posted on 07/24/2019 2:44:19 PM PDT by sheana
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To: kaehurowing
That’s what hubby says! He also thinks sugar in iced tea is poison. Lol. Maybe I better watch out for him. 😮
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:11:40 PM PDT
by
sheana
To: Tax-chick
There was collusion.
To: Tacrolimus1mg
Must have been a wonderful job working for that guy. Car salesman?
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:13:10 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(You can vote your way into socialism, but you have to shoot your way out.)
To: sheana
He’s right. Must be the soybean oil.
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:16:46 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: billorites
In California it would be Best Foods mayonnaise
To: sheana
who knows what could have happened had it been Miracle Whip instead of mayo!
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:19:54 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Vote, while it is still legal!)
To: sheana
I had a Jewish girlfriend in college. Well, more just a friend, there was nothing romantic going on. One time she invited me to stay with her family for the weekend. For lunch they made sandwiches and asked me whether I wanted mayonnaise or mustard on my sandwich. I said mayonnaise and they all started laughing.
They had a bet among themselves that because I was a WASP, I would say mayonnaise. Otherwise I would have said mustard.
To: sheana
Powerful groups that infect you with mayonnaise are the worst!!
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:27:29 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Pearls Before Swine
Well, it sure couldn’t be ‘Duke’s’!
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:28:06 PM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
To: Sgt_Schultze
There is also a Debbie “mayo” Washerwoman Shultz angle to this as well.
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:32:16 PM PDT
by
C210N
(You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: kaehurowing
I would have asked for both. Gotta have mayo and mustard on any decent sandwich...
To: Pearls Before Swine
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:33:31 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: sheana
Boy if i had a dollar for every time I beat my wife with a concrete block because someone slipped bad mayonnaise on my sandwich...
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:35:26 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: willk
Oh, the humayonity of it all!
To: dp0622
I think he meant methonnaise. 🤪
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:39:03 PM PDT
by
sheana
To: sheana
Must have used dummocraze instead of Hellman’s.
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:39:59 PM PDT
by
EinNYC
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:44:45 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(Death makes angels of us all, and give us wings where we once had shoulders, smooth as ravens' claws)
To: sheana
No death sentence in California...
To: willk
“Almost has a phobic response to it.”
Me, too. I won’t touch it. I cut my sandwiches first ‘cause if I cut DH’s first there might be a smidge of mayo on the knife.
To: Pearls Before Swine; willk
Not sure why, but the aversion to mayonnaise can be very strong amongst American Blacks.
My son, when he was in the Navy, had sure fire method to get a seat for he and his buddies at mess when it was crowded:
He would find an empty seat at a table of blacks and then sit down. He had several of those aluminum foil mayonnaise packs, which he would open and start to put the mayonnaise on his food.
If that didn't clear the table, he would squirt the mayonnaise directly into his mouth.
Worked every time he said.
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posted on
07/24/2019 3:59:45 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(Youth, speed and energy can always be overcome with experience and treachery.)
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