My wife is safe. She hates mayo.
“My wife is safe. She hates mayo.”
Mine does too. Almost has a phobic response to it.
Well, it sure couldn’t be ‘Duke’s’!
lol
My son, when he was in the Navy, had sure fire method to get a seat for he and his buddies at mess when it was crowded:
He would find an empty seat at a table of blacks and then sit down. He had several of those aluminum foil mayonnaise packs, which he would open and start to put the mayonnaise on his food.
If that didn't clear the table, he would squirt the mayonnaise directly into his mouth.
Worked every time he said.