Posted on 07/31/2019 5:51:04 PM PDT by Politically Correct
Ya almost got me. I got two paragraphs in before I decided to check the source.
LOVE IT!
As much as I enjoy the Babylon Bee, I’m starting to think satire is a dying art. Even the silliest spoof will be topped by the real thing within days. Democrats can no longer be parodied because parody has to retain an element of sanity, and the globalist left gave up on that years ago.
I love Marianne! But then I’ve always gravitated toward the dangerous side of the Hot-Crazy matrix...
I would rather she be President than Crazy Commie Bernie, or Creepy Dumbass Joe or Pocohauntas or Kameltoe!
Hey, nothing wrong with essential oils.
ROFL
White people w/ dreadlocks look so stupid.
Marianne is a tool of big essential oil!
I lover her
I wish she was single, I was a little older and we were in the same social circle, I would so date her. She is crazy, but the fun kind of crazy.
She is a liberal, but eh, no one is perfect.
She had a cat once. But it died...https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3768136/posts
Most of them are not crazy, but repeats of common eastern philosophy. Probably to an audience that already likes eastern philosophy. But, yes, we don’t need an avatar fan running anything.
LOL
Snopes is already working on the fact check.
Brahahaha
They not so bad. I see love and hope in them tweets not despair and racism. It’s almost like the Democrats of old times. I remember a few like her.
I HAVE CANDLES AND SOME VERY NICE GOAT MILK SOAP.
You’re welcome to them, Marianne. But they won’t cure what’s wrong with you.
Can’t fix crazy.
She has the years on me but if I were single, I found her for the cause.
Imagine life is cheese.
Bite into it.
Oh, snap!
Transcend the mousetrap.
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