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Marianne Williamson Not Sure What She's Doing Up Here With All These Crazy People
The Babylon Bee ^
| July 31, 2019
Posted on 07/31/2019 5:51:04 PM PDT by Politically Correct
DETROIT, MI—Presidential candidate Marianne Williamson reported Tuesday that she was not sure what she was doing up on stage with "all these crazy people" after CNN's first Democratic debate.
Williamson pointed out that between a guy who praised the Soviet Union, a woman who pretended to be Native American to get ahead in life, and a woman who beats her staffers with a wooden spoon, she was clearly the adult during the debate.
"I mean, these guys are really far out there," Williamson said with a concerned look on her face as she smelled a crystal to calm her down. "It was pretty obvious I didn't belong up there. Man, where did the Democrats find such nutcases?"
"I'm starting to worry the crazy might rub off on me," she added. "I need to purge myself of the negative energy we just witnessed up there. Does anyone have a goat, a knife, and some candles?"
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 2020demprimary; debates; democraticdebate; fakenews; satire; truenews
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Heh!
To: Politically Correct
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posted on
07/31/2019 5:52:15 PM PDT
by
KSCITYBOY
(The media is corrupt)
To: Politically Correct
That’s why they invented mirrors...
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posted on
07/31/2019 5:55:09 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: Politically Correct
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posted on
07/31/2019 5:58:44 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Politically Correct
“...”I mean, these guys are really far out there,” Williamson said with a concerned look on her face as she smelled a crystal to calm her down.....”
Lol!
To: Anti-Bubba182
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:07:42 PM PDT
by
DIRTYSECRET
(urope. Why do they put up with this.)
To: Politically Correct
she is going for the crystals, smudging, essential oils crowd
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:07:45 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
To: Politically Correct
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:08:09 PM PDT
by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
To: Politically Correct
Back in my day, crazy meant something. Today??? EVERY ONE is crazy - Charles Manson
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:09:34 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(Vote, while it is still legal!)
To: bagster
p.s. Who beats their staff with a wooden spoon? I hadn't heard that one.
Let me rephrase. Who beats their EMPLOYEES with a wooden spoon?
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:09:45 PM PDT
by
bagster
("Even bad men love their mamas".)
To: Politically Correct
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:11:45 PM PDT
by
ifinnegan
(Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
To: Politically Correct
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:11:55 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Politically Correct
Those Commie Dems are too nuts for Williamson LOL LOL
To: bagster
I think it was Klobuchar.
To: Politically Correct
“Marianne Williamson Not Sure What She’s Doing Up Here With All These Crazy People”
Because you are as crazy as they are!
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:14:09 PM PDT
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Politically Correct
The voices in her head are telling her this.
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:14:46 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?''.)
To: Politically Correct
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:15:38 PM PDT
by
Ken H
(2019 => The House of Representin')
To: Vendome
I was thinking closer to Shirley MacLaine.
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:17:11 PM PDT
by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill & Publius available at Amazon.)
To: Publius
Of course you were:
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:18:49 PM PDT
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Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Publius
Also Anne Miller, though she’s before most people’s time, including mine.
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posted on
07/31/2019 6:24:06 PM PDT
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chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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