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Woke Polar Bear Apologizes For Being White
Babylon Bee ^
| August 2, 2019
Posted on 08/10/2019 7:49:30 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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Snow White should apologize too.
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posted on
08/10/2019 7:49:30 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
If he were still alive, we could boycott Bing Crosby for singing
“I’m Dreaming of a Caucasian Christmas”
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posted on
08/10/2019 7:52:06 PM PDT
by
xrmusn
(6/98"HRC is cast as the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
To: xrmusn
Like death means anything. Dig him up and Hang Him, like the Brits did Cromwell.
To: xrmusn
Like death means anything. Dig him up and Hang Him, like the Brits did Cromwell.
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:01:48 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: TigersEye
If he shaved, then he would have know he was black and then really be awaken and know he was being used.
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:08:41 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: EdnaMode
“...the polar bear, whose name is Chad...”
ROFL.
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:19:26 PM PDT
by
mumblypeg
To: EdnaMode
For animals with thick, dense fur it can be difficult to determine skin color.
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:21:08 PM PDT
by
Paladin2
To: Deaf Smith
Unfortunately his knowledge would be very brief because he would quickly freeze to death.
SJWs create nothing but misery!
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:21:33 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: TigersEye
Movie; Man Facing Southeast.
Once convenced by a head shrink that he was not a space alien waiting for a resucue, he died.
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:29:07 PM PDT
by
Deaf Smith
(When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:38:22 PM PDT
by
onyx
(BE)
To: TigersEye
And they mock their prey by going redface!
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:38:28 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: EdnaMode
You can make this stuff up! Says Mrs Submareener.
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:56:44 PM PDT
by
SubMareener
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To: EdnaMode
It’s the black bears that’s are always being oppressed. Going through garbage to survive, and always being shot at with tranquilizer guns just because they went into some white guys yard. Natures Racism at its worse.
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posted on
08/10/2019 8:59:14 PM PDT
by
Bommer
(2020- Vote all incumbent congressmen and senators out! VOTE THE BUMS OUT!?)
To: xp38
Highly insensitive to First Nations Peoples. Especially when it’s one of them they are eating.
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posted on
08/10/2019 9:03:39 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
08/10/2019 9:05:35 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: TigersEye
But they identify as white...
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posted on
08/10/2019 9:31:31 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
To: EdnaMode
He also announced that he was donating his remaining walruses to minority bears in need. “The overwhelming whiteness of the polar bear community should give us all paws.”
Devil Worshiping, Satanic Inspired, Kommunist...
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posted on
08/11/2019 12:05:27 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: EdnaMode
After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory ...
lol
should give us all paws...
Cute article :)
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posted on
08/11/2019 1:37:36 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: EdnaMode
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posted on
08/11/2019 10:26:23 AM PDT
by
VeniVidiVici
(Liberals - anathema to a free thinking society.)
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