What Color Skin Do Polar Bears Have – Polar Bear Skin Color (Black) zooologist
Polar bears are black!
Posted on 08/10/2019 7:49:30 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A polar bear at the San Diego Zoo has apologized to black bears, brown bears, and all other mammals of color for his "problematic whiteness."
The bear "got woke" after a leftist protesting the zoo for keeping animals in captivity bravely leaped into the bear's exhibit. After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory the woman had in her pocket and devoured it, first figuratively, then literally.
"Wow," he said. "I never realized how problematic my existence was before. I really need to think about this."
Shortly after reading the book, the polar bear, whose name is Chad, held a press conference in which he apologized for his many years of not being "woke" to the struggle of non-white animals.
"I am so sorry for everyone I've hurt," he said. "I am hereby canceling myself. Please listen to black and brown bear voices." He also announced that he was donating his remaining walruses to minority bears in need. "The overwhelming whiteness of the polar bear community should give us all paws."
The bear escaped the zoo, devoured several people, and cast himself into exile on an ice floe for his crimes.
If he were still alive, we could boycott Bing Crosby for singing
“I’m Dreaming of a Caucasian Christmas”
Like death means anything. Dig him up and Hang Him, like the Brits did Cromwell.
Like death means anything. Dig him up and Hang Him, like the Brits did Cromwell.
What Color Skin Do Polar Bears Have – Polar Bear Skin Color (Black) zooologist
Polar bears are black!
If he shaved, then he would have know he was black and then really be awaken and know he was being used.
“...the polar bear, whose name is Chad...”
ROFL.
For animals with thick, dense fur it can be difficult to determine skin color.
Unfortunately his knowledge would be very brief because he would quickly freeze to death.
SJWs create nothing but misery!
Once convenced by a head shrink that he was not a space alien waiting for a resucue, he died.
You can make this stuff up! Says Mrs Submareener.
It’s the black bears that’s are always being oppressed. Going through garbage to survive, and always being shot at with tranquilizer guns just because they went into some white guys yard. Natures Racism at its worse.
Highly insensitive to First Nations Peoples. Especially when it’s one of them they are eating.
ORLY?
But they identify as white...
He also announced that he was donating his remaining walruses to minority bears in need. “The overwhelming whiteness of the polar bear community should give us all paws.”
Devil Worshiping, Satanic Inspired, Kommunist...
After eating the protester, the polar bear picked up the book on critical race theory ...
lol
should give us all paws...
Cute article :)
LOL
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