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Millennial becomes unhinged after boss corrects her spelling of ‘hamster’
American Thinker ^ | August 15, 2019 | Selwyn Duke

Posted on 08/15/2019 9:50:41 AM PDT by jazusamo

Being simultaneously comical and tragic, perhaps nothing reflects our descent into Idiocracy more than millennials who’ll insist their misspellings of words are correct. Just yesterday I read an eyebrow-raising story about this that was quite timely, as I’d experienced millennial spelling moronity just the day prior.

My case involved a leftist who emailed me with some deep, substantive criticism: He said I was “insane,” “nuttier than a fruitcake” and “f*****g” nuts.” I responded to him. While I generally don’t play the spelling Nazi, leftists’ characteristic superciliousness inspired me to mention to him, kindly, that he’d written “you’re” as “your” three times in six sentences. His response?

“I am under 40,” he wrote. “Your vs you’re is interchangeable.”

But on to the far more interesting and dramatic story I mentioned earlier. According to The Fellowship of the Minds (FOTM) blog, it’s from a series of July tweets by a Georgetown University adjunct professor of public relations and journalism named Carol Blymire; it relates something she’d witnessed. As the blog presents it:

In office space near a client, a young woman was meeting with her boss. She was (by my estimation) in her late 20s.

The boss (also a woman) was giving her feedback and reviewing edits she had made on something this young woman wrote.

They had been speaking in low tones, but their volume got louder toward the end of the conversation because the young woman was getting agitated about a particular edit.

That particular edit was correcting the spelling of “hampster” to “hamster”. [sic] Apparently she had used the phrase “like spinning in a hamster wheel” in this draft (presumably) speech or op-ed.

(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...


TOPICS: Education; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: again; cluelessdolts; education; idiocracy; millennials; morons; selwynduke
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Sadly, as in many cases like this it's not sarcasm.
1 posted on 08/15/2019 9:50:41 AM PDT by jazusamo
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To: jazusamo

Cripes - talk about very old news.


2 posted on 08/15/2019 9:54:56 AM PDT by TomServo
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To: jazusamo

Millennials feel that they can do whatever they want. Their motto is “Live free or die”, which is also the motto of the state of New Hampster.


3 posted on 08/15/2019 9:56:56 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: TomServo

Indeed.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;q=quick;s=spelling


4 posted on 08/15/2019 10:01:13 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: jazusamo
I remember another version of this story from a few weeks ago: Millennial Writer Cries, Puts Mother on Speakerphone after Editor Corrects Her Spelling. However, even though it is funny, I can't help thinking it's not a true story.
5 posted on 08/15/2019 10:01:29 AM PDT by Sans-Culotte (If it weren't for fake hate crimes, there would be no hate crimes at all.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Their motto is “Live free or die”
= = =

‘Live free’ has morphed into EBT cards, welfare, etc.

But they don’t want the ‘or die’ part.


6 posted on 08/15/2019 10:04:05 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (/S liberally (oops) applied to all posts.)
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To: jazusamo

7 posted on 08/15/2019 10:04:29 AM PDT by rfp1234 (NBC: Putting the TURD in Saturday.)
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To: Scrambler Bob

Unless they mean

I live free or you die.


8 posted on 08/15/2019 10:04:33 AM PDT by Scrambler Bob (/S liberally (oops) applied to all posts.)
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To: jazusamo

As a Society, we have done a terrible disservice to ‘Da Yutes’ of today! ;)


9 posted on 08/15/2019 10:05:24 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (We come from the earth, we return to the earth, and in between we garden.~Alfred Austin)
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To: TomServo

Yep, this is old dirty laundry. Throw it in the clothes hampster.


10 posted on 08/15/2019 10:07:04 AM PDT by Boogieman
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To: jazusamo

I remember Kris Kristofferson “hampster diving” for his cleanest dirty shirt. Sunday Morning Coming Down.

Kristofferson could spell and write great songs but he couldn’t sing worth a damn.


11 posted on 08/15/2019 10:07:57 AM PDT by DeFault User
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I found your hamster in the hamper. You’re going to love what it did to your laundry.


12 posted on 08/15/2019 10:08:16 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: jazusamo

This thing reads a bit too well.

Has anyone actually confirmed that this was real?


13 posted on 08/15/2019 10:08:51 AM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: jazusamo; All

14 posted on 08/15/2019 10:09:25 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (We come from the earth, we return to the earth, and in between we garden.~Alfred Austin)
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MAGA!

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15 posted on 08/15/2019 10:09:54 AM PDT by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Beautiful! :^)


16 posted on 08/15/2019 10:11:56 AM PDT by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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Manuel: Ees no rat, ees chhh-amster.

Basil Fawlty : Well, of course it's a rat. You have rats in Spain, don't you? Or did Franco have 'em all shot?

17 posted on 08/15/2019 10:19:33 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Remember in The Wire when all the learned drug runners were so happy to get their own area to sell their wares free of police patrols in Hampsterdam? One of the best scenes in the series.


18 posted on 08/15/2019 10:29:09 AM PDT by bunster
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To: jazusamo

I’m glad she just spelled it with a p. I was afraid she might have out of habit put an x in front of it.


19 posted on 08/15/2019 10:30:28 AM PDT by CtBigPat (Qanon - Please be real...)
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“I am under 40,” he wrote. “Your vs you’re is interchangeable.”

So....what journalism school did they earn their degree from?


20 posted on 08/15/2019 10:35:30 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
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