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Florida woman who pulled gator from yoga pants gets probation
New York Post ^
| August 15, 2019
| Ben Feuerherd
Posted on 08/15/2019 8:29:10 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement
A headline I never wanted to read
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posted on
08/15/2019 9:59:14 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: bigbob
Your lack of self control about this headline saved you from not knowing all “The News,That is The News” from Florida. While it is a troubling episode. You now are one very informed citizen. Suffering builds character.
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posted on
08/15/2019 10:23:35 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
To: ConservativeStatement
Probation? She should’ve got the key to the city!
To: ConservativeStatement
I’d hate to see what’s in her covfefe.......
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posted on
08/15/2019 10:40:44 PM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
To: ConservativeStatement
I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I don’t know but irrlephant.
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posted on
08/15/2019 11:02:48 PM PDT
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?''.)
To: jmacusa
I think that was an old Groucho joke wasn’t it?
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posted on
08/15/2019 11:05:44 PM PDT
by
sport
To: ConservativeStatement
When I lived in El Paso people would go to the Old Marketplace in Juarez to buy exotic pets and smuggle them back to the US.
An old El Paso joke told of a man and his wife who went over and bought a young skunk to raise as a pet.
The man put duct tape on the skunks legs and told his wife to hide it under her skirt until they got through the border patrol check at the border.
His wife said “But what about the horrible stink!?”
The husband replied “Surely that skunk can stand it for 5 minutes!”
LoL
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posted on
08/15/2019 11:13:57 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(The Nobel Peace Prize doesn't deserve Trump.)
To: BradyLS
Perhaps this was her inexpensive homeopathic outpatient transgender operation. Insurance companies are always looking for more ways to save money.
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posted on
08/15/2019 11:48:36 PM PDT
by
Waverunner
(I'd like to welcome our new overlords, say hello to my little friend)
To: Bobalu
That story is swell. The humorous side of me loves it. The animal lover side feels bad for the baby skunk. I’ll deal with the conflict. Heeheeheee!
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posted on
08/16/2019 12:08:16 AM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
To: BradyLS
Lmbo.
You got that right.
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posted on
08/16/2019 12:11:58 AM PDT
by
Califreak
(If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
To: twister881; dfwgator
Aww, you guys beat me to it!
To: sport
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posted on
08/16/2019 1:04:52 AM PDT
by
jmacusa
("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?''.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Gators like the smell of fish.
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posted on
08/16/2019 4:38:29 AM PDT
by
wetgundog
(CNN is FAKE NEWS ...Just added NBC.)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
I was already laughing at the headline, it got worse reading the article but now these comments have me hurting and tears rolling!!
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posted on
08/16/2019 5:59:21 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: ConservativeStatement
Half crazy (one crazy eye, one normal).
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posted on
08/16/2019 6:06:18 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: ConservativeStatement
Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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posted on
08/16/2019 6:26:02 AM PDT
by
Freedom_Is_Not_Free
(What profits a man if he gains the world but loses his soul?)
To: moovova
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posted on
08/16/2019 6:31:39 AM PDT
by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: ConservativeStatement; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; ...
I guess you can say she pulled it out.
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posted on
08/16/2019 10:34:03 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: Gamecock
I prefer “She whupped it out.”
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posted on
08/16/2019 10:54:15 AM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: ConservativeStatement
The gator feeds on unsuspecting trouser trout.
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