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To: ConservativeStatement

We found the gal for you, Florida Man!


2 posted on 08/15/2019 8:31:59 PM PDT by txrefugee
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To: txrefugee
From the article: Cops discovered 41 turtles in a “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” backpack, and asked Machan-Le Quire if she had anything else unusual on her. She then pulled a 1-foot-long gator out of her yoga pants and handed it to the officers, police said.

What would have been amusing is if she said "Oh, not that but this..." and pulled out something else.

3 posted on 08/15/2019 8:33:44 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (God Bless America. Thank you, Kate Smith!)
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To: txrefugee

Florida Woman does her Bullwinkle “watch me pull a gator outa ma pants” routine for Florida policeman. Win stupid prizes. Play the game.


6 posted on 08/15/2019 8:38:43 PM PDT by Equine1952 (Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought))
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To: txrefugee

Maybe “she” started out as a Florida man too...


9 posted on 08/15/2019 8:58:30 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: txrefugee

Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just glad to see me???


16 posted on 08/15/2019 9:09:44 PM PDT by MIA_eccl1212 (Imho)
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