LOL
Beer goggles!! I remember those.
It has to do with relativity.
The same girl at 9pm in the club when you’re sober will ook FIFTEEN TIMES hotter at 3am with 14 beers in your.
The equation is
GIRL = BeerTime squared
2min 20 sec video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg