Court: Sir you are the owner of the pub that displays this sign “Free Beer Tomorrow” outside your pub on a daily basis?
A: Yes your honor.
Court: Please note that the court takes judicial notice that it is September 4, 2019 at approximately 11:50pm.
Court: Sir what is today’s date? I remind you you are under oath.
A: September 4, 2019.
Court: And the date tomorrow will be?
A: (Sigh) September 5, 2019.
Court: And while right now at 12:58 pm it is September 4, 2019, tomorrow is September 5th, 2019?
A: Yes your honor. (Another sigh)
Court: Thank you sir, as its now 12:01am I declare as a matter of law that today is tomorrow.
Court: For the rest its free beer, I’ll have an Old Bushmills, neat. Court dismissed.
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Oops - off topic but I love that sign. ;-)