[Alas Babylon!]

Ukrainian?

I thought Crimea was part of Russia now?

[ProtectOurFreedom]

AOC — “It’s bringing interstellar diseases! This is a crisis. We must STOP Global Warming.”

[Fester Chugabrew]

It has been my object in life to rule over The Minor Planet Center. So far not so good.

[Wilhelm Tell]

Wow. Could these interstellar commets be more common than we think? It would be great if we could send a probe to intercept it and send back data.

[BroJoeK]

Anyone know how close it will pass Earth?

[MuttTheHoople]

Quick! Send up some oilfield trash!

[The Great RJ]

CNN declares doomsday and blames the comet on Trump. Bernie Sanders declares that true socialism would repel comets and asks for the Russians to help deflect the comet.

[bankwalker]

[TigersEye]

This thread is getting angry. Someone needs to comet down!

[fruser1]

First it was Ummagumma now it’s Goober. What next?

[tellw]

Is it going to hit us?

[Centurion2000]

If Borisov discovered it why doesnt HE get to name it Borisov's Comet?

Not like it's going to come back around.

[Secret Agent Man]

Night of the Comet

[adorno]

This is V-ger coming back home to report on its findings.

[RightGeek]

[shotgun]

“I want to name it after my wifr, Dottie. She’s an evil, life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape”

Carl, the astronomer, from the movie Armageddon.

[jonascord]

If this planet passes thru the tail, we'll all die from the cyanide. That's how it worked in 1910.

I've got these anti-comet pills...

No expiration date...

[DannyTN]

Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft. We are your friends.

[Political Junkie Too]

a so-called hyperbolic trajectory

What is "so-called" about a hyperbolic trajectory?

-PJ

[fieldmarshaldj]

*ping*