Posted on 09/16/2019 6:31:10 AM PDT by simpson96
She’s gone beyond pear-shaped to coconut-shaped.
I thought it was perfect, we all grabbed lunch there from time to time, it was literally next door in the same building, nice familiar neutral turf. A fancier place wouldn’t have been as comfortable.
He saw the look of surprise on my face as the chair cracked change to a smirk on the way down, followed by “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
The stuff of a corporate legend...
You’re famous. :)
Hey, there’s an idea: maybe the salon can install one of those slings they use to move the whales from tank to tank. Probably need to reinforce the ceiling joists first, or erect some type of truss system.
That’s actually pretty clever. With her size, she could make a decent offensive guard.
The eyelashes got me.
I had a similar experience. I was behind two young women with several children in tow who were buying things with their SNAP cards and food stamps. SNAP takes a long time, since the cashier has to note and check off every purchase on a list. When I saw that, I moved to another line. Later, I saw them in the parking lot getting into a new Cadillac Escalade. They were also well-dressed, manicured and talking on IPhones. My tax dollars at work.
And so begins the rude remarks from FR fat haters...
I had a 1953 Olds convertible painted robin's egg blue by Earl Scheib in 1962 for $29.95.
The paint job lasted for a year without peeling or pitting.
I only paid $ 300 for the car {which we referred to as a Rolls/Hardly, it rolls down one hill and hardly makes the next up hill}.
But, back in those days, even a junker rag top was a chick magnet.
Really sickening, isn’t it?
I hope all of the welfare rolls get cleaned up, after Trump wins, in 2020.
Welfare should NOT be a career!!
Only a TEMPORARY hand UP.
If the chair don’t fit,
Take a big …
Wah ...
Well, from what I can see, she is too big.
What 2 said
She’s a perfect model....for a shipbuilder.....
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