[trisham]

I once worked with a woman who, on her first day, sat down at her desk and the chair collapsed under her. The company had to order a special chair for her. I wonder if she’s still alive.

[Mogger]

Compared to what you see at our local fairs, (attendees, not the sideshow), she's not all that big.

Some cribbing, such as used when raising a building, and a cushion could inexpensively seat her.

[null and void]

I once worked with a woman who, on her first day, sat down at her desk and the chair collapsed under her.

At one company I worked we got a new boss. He took everyone out, one by one, for a get to know you talk at the coffee shop next door. When he and I were done I went to slide the cheap plastic chair back and caught a leg on a cobble stone, folding and breaking it.

He said it was like watching the Titanic go down...