Posted on 09/17/2019 11:59:24 AM PDT by Red Badger
Edited on 09/17/2019 12:17:57 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
If all this is the case, then....
Cancel SNL because they made fun of Japanese samurai sandwich makers (John Belushi)
Cancel SNL because they made fun of Greek burger joint owners with ‘cheeburger..cheeburger..chip..chip..no coke...pepsi’ (Dan Akaroid, John Belushi)
Cancel SNL because they made fun of generic eastern european Wild and Crazy Guys... (Steve Martin, Dan Akaroid)
Cancel SNL because they made fun of deaf people with the ‘hard of hearing inset’ (Garret Morris?)
Cancel SNL because they made fun of Cuban/Colombian Americans with ‘I’m Gumby dammit’ Eddie Murphy
Cancel SNL because they made fun of ignorant 5luts with ‘Jane, you ignorant 5lut!’ (Chevy Chase, Jane Curtain)
Cancel SNL because they made fun of small breasted Asian news anchors ‘...eat your heart out Connie Chung...” (Jane Curtain)
Of course, we were all showing our teeth, spewing beer out of our noses, and looking forward to Monty Python’s Flying Circus (came on after SNL)in the 70s....back when comedians were funny, hollyweird wasn’t so .... weird, and if you told a pollack joke, the pollock in the room would simply tell a better, funnier wop joke and yall continued to laugh and drink. Thanks dims for sucking the life out of life for as long as we can remember!
.02, YMMV
CHAOS TO THE ENEMY!!!!
KYPD
I remember Saturday Night Live.
ARE YOU QUOTING ME THE MARX BROTHERS???
I SAID “ARE YOU QUOTING ME THE MARX BROTHERS??
SO IT’S WAR. SO IT WAR. BRING UP THE FORCES. GATHER THE HORSES
FREEDONIA’S GOING TO WAR. EACH NATIVE SON WILL GRAB A GUN AND HEAD ON OFF TO WAR
TO WAR TO WAR TO WAR WE’RE GONNA GO, OH HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HO!!
OH HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HIDEY HO
TO WAR!! WE’RE GOING TO WAR!!
OH FREEDONIA OH DON’T YOU CRY FOR ME, CAUSE I COME FROM ALABAMA WITH A BANJO..ON MY..YEE HA!!!
THEY GOT GUNS, WE GOT GUNS, ALL GOD’S CHILDREN GOT GUNS,
WE’RE GONNA WALK ALL OVER THE BATTLE FIELD CAUSE ALL GOD’S CHILDREN GOT GUNS!!
It’s not perfect and not in the exact right order and I left some out like “how’d we cry for Firefly if Firefly should die!”
51 years old but it’s like I was born in the 20s when it comes to the Marx Brothers!!!
“The Quote he used This Means WAR! Is a line delivered by Groucho Marx in the Anti-War spoof Duck Soup A classic line from a funny movie. I will buy War Bonds for that conflict.”
“of course you know, this means war...” a favorite of Mel Blanc. Bugs, Daffy, and maybe Sylvester all used it at some point and likely as an homage to Groucho.
Buy bonds indeed!
KYPD
Only if you forgot a Thai for the interview.
The whole of liberalism can be summed up in one sentence:
They totally afraid that somebody somewhere is actually enjoying life.....................
LOL
I don’t know if he’ll fit around my neck!
PC seemed to hit big in 1993 when the Clintons took office.
Classic. Do you step on rakes at home?
And you can’t say Nips, jungle bunnies, camel jockeys either.
You can say cracker, however.
lol
I think it’s Cracka! :)
Yes you can say whatever you want about white men and even attend a “workshop” where you get to tell him how much you hate him.
"Bas-e-ball been berry berry good to me!"
-Chico Esquela, Dominican Republic
-PJ
You forgot Puerto Ricans (I think, maybe Costa Rican?) professional baseball players, a la “Beesball been berry good to me.”
Where in Italy were you born?
-PJ
You forgot making fun of an old, confused woman, Miss Emily Latilda (Gilda Radner)... oh nevermind....
Do you consider Norm an UPSTART?
“I’ll teach you to kick me!”
“You don’t have to teach me, I know how!”
ROFL!!!
You runt!!
I still like Upstart better!!
ROFL!!!
Is it true you sold Freedonia’s war code and plans?!?!
Sure I sold a code and two pair of plans!
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