NBC News Asks Americans To Confess Their Climate Change Sins (You just can't make this stuff up!)

dailycaller.com ^ | 9/18/10 | PETER HASSON

[a fool in paradise]

I read the Constitution by incandescent light.

[crusty old prospector]

I sit in an air conditioned office all day, scheming for ways to rape and pillage the earth. Then I plunge the drill bit deep into the innards of Mother Gaia until she brings forth massive quantities of hydrocarbons. I sell these to my fellow climate heretics so they can assist me in giving the planet a fever.

[Personal Responsibility]

Is there any difference in approach / attitude between these idiots and the Puritans?

[Pilgrim's Progress]

I want to confess my sins and come clean . . . on earth day I turn every stinking light on in the house and open the refrigerator just to see the light come on and off.

I also want to pre-confess my sins for 2020-? as I shall continue to do it in order to offset one looney liberal.

I believe this is what the Bible refers to as sinning willfully, but it is most pardonable because God is a conservative.

[cgbg]

Is there any difference in approach / attitude between these idiots and the Puritans?

When the apes at the network discover fire they probably will start burning people. :-(

[Teacher317]

Their hatred for Christianity is constant and deep, but they sure do love copying every single aspect of the worst parts of Christian history.

[wjcsux]

That’s the funniest episode of South Park ever! I recommend that everyone watch it.

[Red Badger]

We drive our BMW Z4 with the top down and the A.C. On!.................😉

[Red Badger]

With the Windows down and the A.C. On full blast!.. ...............😱

[Terry L Smith]

Hey NBC, I do not believe one word of it, and that includes the crap about ice, from the 1970’s!!!

[hal ogen]

Aside from always burning a few old tractor tires every earth day, I drive my new 500 hp Corvette every day...like I stole it.

[subterfuge]

I confess. I like to burn tires and grill various endangered species over them, mostly just for the fun of it. Sometimes I’ll change the oil in my F-250, letting the oil drizzle out into a wildlife refuge. On earth day I like to buy $1000 worth of aerosol spray cans and spray them all dry. Sigh. Good times.

[Polyxene]

I went to the Holy Land (Israel) with a church group. They told us not to flush any used toilet paper, just put it in the trash basket — I kept forgetting — too gross!!

[usconservative]

I confess: I own TWO big gas-guzzling SUV’s and I always drive the one with the worst gas mileage because it’s my favorite.

[MeganC]

I confess: I once wasted precious energy when I accidentally watched NBC News.

[ronnie raygun]

We could have environmental nirvana if all these idiots just stop breathing and expire

[1Old Pro]

I eat meat, my wife claims I fart. If I could afford a jet I’d buy one in a New York minute.