1 posted on
09/27/2019 8:50:17 PM PDT by
EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
2 posted on
09/27/2019 8:53:24 PM PDT by
Ken H
(2019 => The House of Representin')
To: EdnaMode
To: EdnaMode
the dolls will emit a powerful blast of pepper spray and alert authorities if your child refers to the doll with the wrong pronoun - which, of course, can fluctuate on a daily basis.Fixed it!
Regards,
5 posted on
09/27/2019 9:00:42 PM PDT by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: EdnaMode
Still the best satire on the web. Probably anywhere.
6 posted on
09/27/2019 9:01:01 PM PDT by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
To: EdnaMode
"WRONG PRONOUN DETECTED. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES." A pepper spray nozzle emerged from the doll's forehead and hit the girl with a several-second-long blast. "REMAIN WHERE YOU ARE, BIGOT. POLICE ARE ON THE WAY."
The Bee is a beautiful thing.
7 posted on
09/27/2019 9:11:40 PM PDT by
TChad
To: EdnaMode
Very funny. To they yell out “Warning, warning, trigger alert, warning...”
8 posted on
09/27/2019 9:13:31 PM PDT by
melsec
(There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
To: EdnaMode
No sane person will buy these for their kids.
To: EdnaMode
the babylon bee is just annoying on here when you’re trying to figure out what the stupid thread title is saying and if it’s real or not
13 posted on
09/27/2019 9:51:05 PM PDT by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: EdnaMode
LOL. The Ed-209 of the toy world. “Correct your pronoun usage immediately. You have 10 seconds to comply”
To: EdnaMode
Next season watch for the Mattel DRAG QUEEN STORY HOUR DOLL.
17 posted on
09/27/2019 11:10:52 PM PDT by
stars & stripes forever
(Blessed is the nation whpose God is the Lord. (Psalm 32:12))
To: EdnaMode
18 posted on
09/28/2019 2:23:53 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("The potential for miscalculation and chaos is substantial." ~ Kevin Williamson)
To: EdnaMode
Great satire!
Gender-neutral is against nature. Gender dimorphism exists for a reason. To promote the sexual reproduction of the species. Gender fluid is equally unnatural.
22 posted on
09/28/2019 5:43:09 AM PDT by
I want the USA back
(The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
To: EdnaMode
24 posted on
09/28/2019 6:48:53 AM PDT by
sauropod
(I am His and He is Mine)
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