In a perfect world, the contents of the duffel bag would grab, constrict, and consume the thieves. I just hope they have the good sense to turn these beautiful creatures back to the rightful owner.
To: NohSpinZone
I’ll bet the thief shat himself when he unzipped and reached into his new find...
2 posted on
10/07/2019 4:47:38 PM PDT by
dinodino
To: NohSpinZone
This story really finds a favorable spot in my funny bone region… There’s all kinds of possibilities for this, bad people getting bad surprises as always a source of great entertainment for me!
3 posted on
10/07/2019 4:48:25 PM PDT by
rlmorel
(Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
To: NohSpinZone
4 posted on
10/07/2019 4:49:09 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: NohSpinZone
Bwahahahahahaha! Dumb criminal top ten for the year?
8 posted on
10/07/2019 4:58:00 PM PDT by
Karliner
(Jeremiah 29:11, Romans 8:28 Isa 17 "This is the end of the beginning" W Churchill)
To: NohSpinZone
That is almost as good as the box of black snakes wrapped like a Christmas present on the side of the road or a raccoon in a suitcase on the side of the road. Have been known to cause car abandonment.
9 posted on
10/07/2019 4:59:56 PM PDT by
DOC44
To: NohSpinZone
OK, some methheads hit the mailboxes on my street one time in the middle of the night. They probably drove down the street and never got out of their car, busting open the locked ones. They got nothing from me because I already got the mail that day.
But earlier that day I had cleaned out a rattlesnake from behind the outside garbage can.
I still think to this day - if only I had known and put that snake in the mailbox!
10 posted on
10/07/2019 5:12:53 PM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: NohSpinZone
Won’t be surprised if they try to pawn them.
To: NohSpinZone
14 posted on
10/07/2019 5:16:10 PM PDT by
Raycpa
To: NohSpinZone
Pythons? I imagine the guy ends up in jail or being sued when the thieves end up injured by the snakes.
15 posted on
10/07/2019 5:16:42 PM PDT by
CatOwner
To: NohSpinZone
Reminds me of the prank ,,,where they left a purse with shit in it ,, and the theft ran their hand down into it,,,,
16 posted on
10/07/2019 5:24:00 PM PDT by
piroque
("When the SHTF I'm gonna hunker down until all those idiots kill each other. ")
To: NohSpinZone
Too bad none were venomous.
17 posted on
10/07/2019 5:30:31 PM PDT by
yarddog
( For I am persuaded.)
To: Deaf Smith
HAHAHA! Did you see this thread?
18 posted on
10/07/2019 6:03:40 PM PDT by
jocon307
To: NohSpinZone
It would be horrible if they just let them loose!
19 posted on
10/07/2019 6:10:29 PM PDT by
FrdmLvr
(They never thought she would lose.)
To: Salamander
22 posted on
10/07/2019 6:43:32 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: Salamander
Ping 😌
24 posted on
10/08/2019 5:09:48 AM PDT by
thesearethetimes...
(Had I brought Christ with me, the outcome would have been different. Dr.Eric Cunningham)
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