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Squirrels stash more than 200 walnuts under hood of car
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| Oct. 9, 2019 / 1:33 PM
| By Ben Hooper
Posted on 10/10/2019 9:37:14 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
How did they get in with the hood down?
Poor fellas did all that work for nothing
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:40:45 AM PDT
by
dp0622
(Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
To: dp0622
From under the car. We have the same problem with the tree-rats...............
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:42:28 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain...................)
To: Red Badger
I had a squirrel stash an apple on top of my engine once. Noticed that it smelled like caramel in my car while I was driving and pulled over to find it there, pretty well cooked.
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:43:02 AM PDT
by
Boogieman
To: Red Badger
I once parked in long-term parking at the airport for a week. When I opened the glove box to get the parking ticket, I found a nest of baby mice, made from a shredded travel packet of kleenex.
They’re quick!
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:44:17 AM PDT
by
ConservativeWarrior
(Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
To: Red Badger
Don’t put all your walnuts in one car. Dumb squirrels.
Cooking walnuts? Might be a nice smell.
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:49:38 AM PDT
by
Sapwolf
(Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
To: dp0622
Unhulled walnuts have a very peppery smell, and the oils in it are like neon green dye. Tree rats are all cuddly-looking and funny, until they start doing what tree rats are wont to do. They eat all my fruit and blueberries every spring, and there’s nothing left for us. Little beggars.
To: Red Badger; SaveFerris; PROCON; FredZarguna; mylife; Lil Flower; Corky Ramirez; CopperTop; ...
Better than putting blood in the radiator I guess.
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:51:12 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Time is short Eternity is long It is reasonable that this short life be lived in light of eternity)
To: Red Badger
a squirrel had stashed grass and more than 200 walnuts Cheech and Chong have cleverly found a way to have a squirrel take the fall for this ...
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:51:15 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Red Badger
Yo, just a squirrel looking fo a nut.
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:51:22 AM PDT
by
glorgau
To: Viking2002
Little squirrel trivia
Squirrels lose 80% of the nuts they store
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:54:13 AM PDT
by
advertising guy
(When they told Jerry Nadler he had a flesh eating disease , they gave him 87 years to live)
To: advertising guy
And their heads when they pass my field of vision.
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:56:47 AM PDT
by
NativeSon
( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the disco)
To: Red Badger
I detest squirrels. We’ve lived in our current house for fourteen years, and I’ve had one single pecan from our tree in the backyard.
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:57:23 AM PDT
by
Preachin'
(I stand with many voters who will never vote for a pro abortion candidate.)
To: Red Badger; Gamecock; SaveFerris
Maybe Kramer and Newman have been using Jerry's engine compartment to carry groceries again. He'll have to take it back to Tony for repairs.
To: glorgau
I got your nuts, right here!
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posted on
10/10/2019 9:58:58 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: advertising guy
I know. One of our neighbors at our old home had a big pecan tree in his yard. The squirrels were like one big conveyor belt along the power lines. Each spring, we’d find pecan seedlings growing in the oddest places. I still have one in a pot on my porch. It’s about a foot tall and if it ever gets big enough, I’m planting it.
To: Preachin'
BB Gun. Buy one...................
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posted on
10/10/2019 10:00:44 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain...................)
To: dfwgator
Oh nuts...
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posted on
10/10/2019 10:00:50 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
To: Red Badger
A .177 cal. pellet rifle is better. If you dial it in, it’s a “one shot, one kill” affair most of the time from reasonable distances.
To: VietVet876
Here, I have to worry about neighbors cars and windows...............
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posted on
10/10/2019 10:07:54 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain...................)
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