To: ransomnote
Mom, not only did I not break it, but Susie broke it, and I painstakingly glued it back together after she did so, and the facts that a) Susie has been away at camp all this time and b) youre looking at it there on the dining room table in 37 pieces are tricks, delusionsmanifestations of a vast, fake-news conspiracy against me orchestrated by Susie and Aunt Donna. Theyve met together recently on more than one occasion, after all, and people are saying that Aunt Donna bought two boxes of Samoas and one box of Tagalongs from Susie; and that, dear Mother, is proof of the cabal!Sounds more like something Hillary Clinton would come up with to explain her loss to Donald Trump.
17 posted on
10/30/2019 9:11:53 PM PDT by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would be have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: Texas Eagle
37 posted on
10/30/2019 9:32:22 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Recall that unqualified Hillary Clinton sat on the board of Wal-Mart when Bill Clinton was governor)
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