Clovis brewery prints limited edition “Epstein didn’t kill himself” on the bottom of cans

milnenews.com ^ | 11/8/19 | milnenews

[ransomnote]

 

 SNIP

Printed on the bottom of the cans sold at Tactical Ops Brewing in Fresno is the message, “2019/11/06 EPSTEIN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF.”

SNIP

The brewery will only be releasing one batch of the cans, about 54 packs worth.

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[samadams2000]

Lock her up would also be a huge seller.

[Shadow44]

The only people who think Epstein hung himself are liars.

[o-n-money]

Hold on to them, could be a collector’s item in a few years.

[blackdog]

Hmmmmm.....Every product made in a factory gets a videojet date code printed on it. Guess who maintains the database and services the printers? Maintenance stinking, Wal-Mart Reaking, electricians and mechanics. I could run any message I want to for about 11 hours before deleting it. That’s roughly 400,000 packages.

[Deaf Smith]

"Epstein hung himself..."

ED medication?

*...longer than 4 hours, see a Doctor.

Myself?

I think someone else hanged him.

See: Arkancide.

[blackdog]

Lolita Lager.

[Deaf Smith]

"could be a collector's item..."

Would appreciate at a rate less than that of Billy Beer.

[Stanwood_Dave]

Arkancide

I thought Arkancide, was when someone shot them self, TWICE, in the back of their head, with their non-dominate hand. WINK, Wink.

[LimitedPowers]

Alas, that crap isn’t a joke. My brother’s death was ruled a “suicide,” having allegedly shot himself twice to the right side of his head with a gun found in his left hand. (The gun turned out to be non-operable.) Mississippi, not Arkansas, but the same culture of “law enforcement.”

[Deaf Smith]

Epstein being a billionaire, it may be more likely that he is exiled on some tropical island.

*Epstein! My man! I thought you were hung.

**Epstein: I am.

[cquiggy]

I think their next batch should say:

Drunk Driving Kills.
So does Hillary.

[LeoTDB69]

Dear Mr Kotter,
Please excuse Epstein from class today. He is very sick and has retreated to his private island. He did not kill himself.

Signed,
Epstein’s mother

[a fool in paradise]

[DariusBane]

oops. I was confused. I thought we were on this thread:

Orangutan Granted Legal Personhood, Moves to Florida, Becomes Florida Woman

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3792687/posts

[a fool in paradise]

[grey_whiskers]

Now do Vince Foster.

[Tallguy]

guerilla brewing... gotta love it!

[wildbill]

Epstein is like a string of Christmas lights; They don’t hang themselves