[Pearls Before Swine]

I’m old, balding, can’t jump or dance, and sunburn easily. But I identify as black because I like to think I have a big schvantz. Does that work in today’s subjective environment?

[rovenstinez]

same here, I always click ‘black’ on surveys. I like to throw off the surveys. I once stood in front of a mirror and wanted to be black. SO... I am not black. That easy.

[Dr. Sivana]

But I identify as black because I like to think I have a big schvantz.

Unless you are Sammy Davis, Jr. as a black man you would not call it a "schvantz".

[Salamander]

I've been doing so for decades..

:D