Maybe it’s because they don’t have a Farrah Fawcett anymore, just bull dykes.
Exactly. One look at the cast and I wish I could avoid this movie more times than I already am. Add in the opportunity to be scolded for the crime of having a penis, and well, good luck with that.
Like Bond making witty one liners and saving the world in his tux while holding a martini at the Casino Royal, Farrah and company acted ditzy but were kind of smart and they kicked bad guy butt wearing bikinis and five grand designer evening gowns and look fabulous doing it. And all with not a smudge of mascara or a hair out of place which is quite an accomplishment considering it was the peak of the big hair era. They may have had guns but it was obvious they had no idea how to use one - and still they never missed. What red blooded American guy wouldn't pay to watch that
It was all totally improbable but it was all campy tongue in cheek so they never took themselves too seriously and they looked great doing it . Everybody had fun, especially the audience.
Like all things on the left, the new team takes itself very seriously. Add to that that the woke of the modern left are the most joyless, toxic and soul destroying fun suckers the the world has ever seen. Even at their worst, the Soviets were at least dead drunk most of the time and lived on ironic gallows humor.
No fun, no humor - just a bunch of self important, angry women in ninja suits living out their man hating emasculation fantasies for all they can squeeze out of 75 mega bucks.
People, men and women both, don’t want to pay for that kind of crap.
Especially when they get paid not nearly enough to deal with the same crap and attitude on a daily basis from their affirmative action enabled Strong Woman bosses who make their lives miserable day to day so the last thing they want on their free time on their own nickel is to subject themselves to more of the same