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Posted on 11/20/2019 3:40:46 AM PST by knighthawk
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The impeachment hearings have been thrown into chaos after President Trump announced that he supports impeachment, forcing Democrats to oppose their own impeachment inquiry.
"Impeachment? I'm for it. Great idea. Best idea, maybe ever," he said, adding that he's "getting kinda sick of all this winning anyway."
"Sure, why not. Impeach me. I love it. Whatever. Now I'm gonna go watch Joker again. Great film. What's that guy's name? Phoenix something. Bob Phoenix, that's it. Tremendous actor---absolutely perfect."
Democrats quickly condemned his statements. Pelosi said, "It's clear that Trump wants to be impeached because he's not good at being president. Well, we're going to show him a thing or two by forcing him to stay in the White House and finish out his term."
"And Joker is alt-right propaganda," she said, falling for Trump's ploy to make Dems condemn one of the most successful, beloved films of the year.
One pundit on CNN suggested that Trump is supporting impeachment at the request of Putin or the guy from Ukraine or "whichever conspiracy thing we're pushing this month, I forget."
At publishing time, Democrats had also withdrawn from the 2020 race to teach Trump a lesson.
Hard to tell satire from truth anymore.
“Hard to tell satire from truth anymore”
Indeed
LOL.. No kidding! The Schiff Show isn’t going as they planned.. Schiffhead is losing it.
BB is the only remaining satire and even that’s getting hard to discern from reality.
I’m still not sure.
This is not such a bad idea. Republicans need to rise up and DEMAND impeachment NOW.
Gawd, would that be fun or what? Operation Chaos, the Sequel.
The Bee has NEVER EVER been funny. Not one time that I’ve read it.
I don’t know how it survives.
One line of 2nddivisionvet’s sarcasm (God rest his soul) was usually 10x more hysterical than their entire articles.
This article gave me a chuckle. Different strokes for different folks I suppose.
Nancy Pelosi should have read Ransom of Red Chief before kicking off this fiasco.
If you are going to frame a sitting President with laughably bogus charges you better have more than Adam Schiff and Gerry Nadler to carry your water.
Adam Schiff is just wrong on so many levels its hard to cope and he amps up to 11 on the weird and creepy dial.
Nadler is simply gross and disgusting on all levels- total slob and incompetent moron too.
Both are truly the personification of the modern Democrat part party which a a fact that Nancy Pelosi should be working as hard as possible to hide them from the American public at all costs.
Instead she makes them poster boys and the most public face of impeachment for the democrat party. The fact that Schiff is the only thing on earth that can get between Chuck Schumer and camera and live to tell the story compounds the problem.
The Bee has become America’s paper of record - essential to understanding the events taking place today.
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