[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I once saw a woman who, I thought, was wearing some unsual stockings. Then I realized what I saw was her leg hair mushed up under her stockings.

[NonValueAdded]

I once saw a woman who, I thought, was wearing some unsual stockings. Then I realized what I saw was her leg hair mushed up under her stockings

Me too! It was an otherwise well dressed woman at the courthouse, obviously a lawyer type. Some hair was actually sticking through. I pitied the poor male who'd be facing her in divorce court.