Posted on 12/13/2019 5:32:33 PM PST by simpson96
A Wisconsin man faces charges for a drunken, bloody fistfight while arguing over the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother,” officials said.
Authorities said Alan Huschka, 33, and a pal drank at a Green Bay Packers game Sunday afternoon before driving to a Janesville bar, news station WDJT reported.
After returning to the car, the pair got into an argument over the CBS series “How I Met Your Mother” and began pummeling each other, the outlet reported.
Huschka stopped the vehicle but the duo continued the fight on the side of the road, where his friend socked him several times, authorities said.
Upon responding to the scene, a deputy encountered a blood-soaked Huschka who appeared “extremely intoxicated,” officials said.
With one eye swollen nearly shut, Huschka had trouble to keep his balance and struggled to answer the cop’s questions, the report said.
When asked whether the dispute was sparked by the sitcom, Huschka laughed and replied, “Yes, we love that show,” according to the report.
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The Bears are coming into town this week and they are having a fight over a sitcom?!
Maybe one guy thought the other guy said: “How I ###### your Mother”.
I hear the fight was slap-tastic.
33 y/o, drunk and fighting over a cancelled Situation Comedy?
You got issues, my friend, big issues.
He was cruisin’ for a bruisin’. Why didn’t matter.
Did they arrest someone for a DUI?
One of the guys was probably pissed that Barney (Starring that flaming mofo Neil Patrick Harris) ended up marrying that hottie Canadian Cobie Smolders.
This guy’s sentencing is going to be LEGEN-wait for it 60-90 days-DARY!
It’s lucky they weren’t fans of Leave It To Beaver. Someone could have lost an eye.
Major Buzzkill
Level 2
You argue for 20 minutes against artificial turf. Midnight.
You get up to leave again, but at level two, a little devil appears. And now you’re thinking, “Hey! I’m out with my friends! Tonight is kinda special! And as long as I get 5 hours sleep - Cool.”
Level 3
You switch from beer to tequila. 1:00am.
You argue for 20 minutes for artificial turf.
Your waitress becomes the best looking girl you have ever seen.
You love the world, and on the way to the bathroom, you buy the guy at the end of the bar a drink, just cause you like his face.
You try to convince your friends that you could open your own bar, and everyone could live together, yeah Tommy you could cook.
But at level three, that devil is a little bit bigger....and he’s buying and tells you to that as long as you get 3 hours sleep, and a change of blood - “Cool.”
Level 4
The Devil is life size and bartending. 2:00am.
Last call, you order a 2 liter of rum and coke.
You are artificial turf.
-Larry Miller (Five Levels of Drinking)
Just a friendly fight between drinking buddies.
Interesting. How did the NY Post get this story ? The arresting agency is not identified.
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