You left out a few things after “plane takes off” and “plane arrives in Hawaii.”
1. You are stuck in a middle seat in a full plane.
2. 450 pound passenger sits next to you and spills into your seat. You only get 1/2 of the seat you paid for.
3. Kid behind you kicks your seat for a couple of hours.
4. Teenager to your left plays his earbuds at hearing-destroying levels and you hear “boom-psst-bang-pfffft-zzzssst” for several hours.
5. Baby in front of you cries incessantly from ear discomfort. Mom doesn’t know how to get baby to drink and pop his or her ears.
6. You forgot to bring any food and the Southwest peanuts aren’t satisfying your food craving.
I had a bad flight to Japan on United like that. All the video displays went down, so we had a 14 hr flight with nothing to do.
Sounds horrible.
I hope I never have to sit next to you.
Plan on drinking a lot of booze...........
1. through 5. could happen to you on any airline. 6: Southwest no longer serves peanuts and now serves more substantial complimentary snacks on longer flights. If you want more, all you have to do is ask.
Don’t forget the emotional support pony/goat/pig
Actually Southwest is better than most airline for passengers that need more room. They actually give the passenger a second seat. All the passenger has to do is ask and if the staff notices it is an issue they are supposed to make it happen discretely.
Agree.