[dfwgator]

Back in the day, I used to walk a half mile to buy a gallon of milk,

You left out, "barefoot, in the snow, uphill both ways"

[MikelTackNailer]

Yeah, well we had to run along side of the lactating buffaloes, shoving the calfs aside to get milk on our corn flake. That’s right, singular - back before they split it all up so the flake would fit into the box that wasn’t invented yet. Uphill both ways. And we LIKED it like that.