Is the owl’s name Kevin Smith?
This story doesn’t surprise me at all. Because back in 1994 Al Gore predicted that Global Warming would cause owls to get fat.
I guess we can’t fat shame owls anymore... What is this world coming too...
Owls are neat critters. Good hunters.
Too fat to fly? What’s an American Owl doing in Britain?
Sounds like a good title for a Nadler Bio.
Put her on Michele Obama’s school lunches.
She’ll fly off in no time.
Nice find, adds to using FR
It’s a burrowing owl. If it can fit in a burrow, it’s probably good ‘til it loses a little weight.
This thread needs a recipe.
Jeez just make him buy two plane tickets then
Me if I was an owl.
Built for comfort, not for stealth.
Questions to ponder.
Was the Owl forced to buy two Airline Seats?
Did the Owl have a Therapy Animal with them?
Did the Owl require a Kosher Meal, or was the Owl flying Coach?
"Chocolate is full of antioxidants."
"I flew 3 miles today so I earned this splurge"
"I'm super stressed!"
"Guys will think I'm one of those girls if I only order a salad."
"It's because I had kids."
"It's menopause."
“I eat a lot less than some people/my friends.”
"It's thyroid disease."
"It's a voodoo hex from the patriachy."
the americas best eyeglass commercials obviously pay well...
A zoo keeper told me that zoos will carefully maintain birds of prey’s weight at a level that renders them unable to fly. And, that it’s not unusual for birds to do this to themselves in the wild.
The feather pattern and mottled color of this owl are similar to a Hawks’ feathers. They are both birds of prey, but I don’t believe they are directly related.
He’s been spending too much time gorging at Hooters.