[Red Badger]

He should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch “Showboat!” for nine hours.....................

[higgmeister]

He should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch “Showboat!” for nine hours.....................

You obviously don't know the premise behind "Showboat."

[Dr. Sivana]

He should be strapped to a chair and forced to watch “Showboat!” for nine hours.....................

Mercy! At least throw in some "Porgy and Bess" between showings.

[EvilCapitalist]

Nah. He should be strapped to a chair and forced to listen to Rush everyday for a year. It might educate him. Of course if you want to torture him, strap him to a chair, and make the guy watch “The View.”