Replace ‘blonde’ with AOC.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
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Why do blonde women have bruises around their belly buttons?
Blonde guys are dumb too.
Why do so many blondes dye their roots black?
I was married twice, both times to blondes.
I guess I’m a sucker for punishment. =; )
A blonde astro-physicist is driving down a country road when she sees another blonde, rowing a small boat, in the middle of a meadow.
She jumps out of her car and starts yelling at the blonde in the boat, “You know it’s blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.” “Why if I wasn’t in a hurry, I’d swim over there and kick your @$$.”