Seriously?
If it isnt....that "chick" loves to store summer sausages in her pantys. The give away it her auto biography 'Becoming Michelle Obama'. Took a crap load of surgery to become that beast.
Posted on 02/20/2020 11:29:38 AM PST by simpson96
Recently, while at a comedy club, the daughter of former president Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama, was verbally reprimanded, so to speak.(snip)
Comedian Pete Holmes, who produced and starred in HBO’s Crashing, shared on ‘Conan‘ exactly what happened the evening Obama and a friend stopped in at The Comedy Studio.(snip)
Holmes went on to recount his run-in with Obama and how he had repeatedly asked her and her friend, politely, to please stop distracting him with their whispering and giggling. He also shared his horror at learning it was she that had been so rude…and that he had eventually gotten very harsh with.
“So I go on last. And I tell a joke, and they’re whispering and laughing and giggling. And I’m just like, ‘what’s going on? I can see you.’ They were in the front row, they were in the light, the spotlight was on them as well. So I said to them, ‘What’s going on? I can see you, please stop.’ ”(snip)
“Look at my face, I’m here to help. But you push Petey too far and I’m like ‘please, shut the f**k up.’ ” At a certain point, I take the curtain and I start to close it and I say, ‘I don’t care. I just don’t want to see you.’ And I cover them with the curtain. I thought this would get a big laugh. Nothing. The whole audience turns on me. I’m like, ‘what is going on?’ “
“After the show, I find out, it was Obama’s daughter!”(snip)
Holmes acknowledged, “I should’ve been shot! I covered them [with the curtain] and was like ‘Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You should vanish!’ and covered them with the curtain. And the Secret Service was like, ‘I like this guy. Someone’s finally telling her.’
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Yup. Google it. You’d be surprised what comes up. For instance, has anyone ever seen pictures of Michelle pregnant or pictures of those two kids as infants?
They aren’t Obama’s kids.
HE DIDN’T BUILD THAT?
Well played.
They did not want a LAWSUIT !SADLY. They were raised as DEMOCRATS. ! NO MANNERS.
I got a decibel meter app on my phone. I pull it out in situations like that and watch the needle bounce into the red danger noise zone. I sometimes show the waiter for fun.
My girl really enjoys when I do that. :)
Yep, I loved those.
Yep. Drew Pinsky got fired from his HLN show (owned by CNN) for complaining about the shoddy medical care that Hillary was getting during her 2016 campaign. I’m sure this guy will suddenly find that he suddenly can’t get work. Most comedians have day jobs, this guy better not quit his.
You forgot Dad...and I doubt Micheal is her bio mom.
There is some serious crazy on this thread
Damn them for being happy.
I totally agree with the poster........
Yep, face it, there are consequences and scores to settle, if you piss off the wrong people.
“He was “Bath House Barry’’, Michelle is a tranny and the girls were just used as props. It was all a fake.”
Bingo!
Leased kids, nothing more.
Seriously?
If it isnt....that "chick" loves to store summer sausages in her pantys. The give away it her auto biography 'Becoming Michelle Obama'. Took a crap load of surgery to become that beast.
Don’t you dare expect common courtesy from royalty, peasant!
That’s been the talk for years. Nothing new here.
“Damn them for being happy.”
At almost $75 plate I wanted a nice quiet candlelight dinner with my wife.
So whitie just sat there & took it. That better not have happened to my wife & me. She definately would not have put up with it.
Southern Cook Paula Deen made some less than flattering remarks about Michelle Obama’s big appetite, and very nearly lost her entire career. It was based on throw a way remarks being judged as ‘racist’.
She was dropped from the Cooking Channel instantly. I think she still has a show now, or her sons do. Not nearly as big as before.
Paula Deen and comedian Roseanne should have dinner together, maybe record it. “Close Encounters with Mike Obama Inc.”
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