Please help.
I am trapped in Festival.
I was just visiting the place and got mugged by wandering shills and trolls.
They took my money, my passport, everything.
I need help getting out of Festival and back to my home in the new Q thread.
I am just a poor innocent college student.
Please donate to my GoFundMe.
Sorry, you are attempting to leave the quarantined area.
Please return and remove your shoes and hair piece. Your male nurse will see you soon.