Posted on 03/05/2020 10:22:16 AM PST by sodpoodle
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is gay, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is gay, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican wants health care, he goes about shopping for it or
may choose a job that provides it.
If a Democrat wants health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to
work the next day.
If a Democrat is unhappy with an election, he burns down a Starbucks,
throws rocks at cops, and takes two-weeks off for therapy.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."
Well, I forwarded it... and I hope that you will too!
Have you ever notices that non-vegetarians hosting a dinner party will ask guests if they need a meatless option, but vegetarians hosting a dinner party will never ask guest if they need a plant-less option.
plus 1!
Can’t say that I have ever gone out of my way to accommodate a vegetarian. We always have some kind of potatoes with meat, if you don’t want meat eat the potatoes. I should add, I would never knowingly attend a vegan dinner.
You are a very wise man. The meals and conversations are usually tasteless.
If a Republican is gay, he quietly leads his life.
Except Aaron Schock.
he’s not a republican. he’s a sodomite.
While it is possible for a republican to struggle with same sex attraction disorder, it is impossible for one to be bragging about his perversion and still remain a republican. He would at best be a rino.
Very good, so must save to pass on.
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