The graffiti left by the Romans working on Hadrian's Wall in Northumberland

ChronicleLive ^ | March 2020 | unattributed

[SunkenCiv]

:^) I’ve got Robin WIlliamson’s “Scotland Yet” streaming right this sec. :^)

[SunkenCiv]

:^)

http://www.kilroywashere.org/001-Pages/01-0KilroyLegends.html

[Rumplemeyer]

SAVE & READ

[Ymani Cricket]

I'll second that lol

[pricilla]

For a good time call DVII-DXXXIII-MMXXVII

[Jonah Hex]

“ Nihil expectore in omnibus “

And “Call Jenny Cenna at VIII VI VII V III O IX”

[faithhopecharity]

Thank u 😊

[faithhopecharity]

Thanks.

[JonPreston]

Thanks for this fantastic resource. I wish there were a way to pin this post for future reading. I’m not sure how much time you have on your hands, but these links could be the basis of a series of books that I, for one, would buy.

[ronnie raygun]

Can you feel the bern

[Lockbox]

CENTURION: What’s this, then? ‘Romanes Eunt Domus’? ‘People called Romanes they go the house’?

BRIAN: It— it says, ‘Romans, go home’.

CENTURION: No, it doesn’t. What’s Latin for ‘Roman’? Come on!

BRIAN: Aah!

CENTURION: Come on!

BRIAN: ‘R— Romanus’?

CENTURION: Goes like...?

BRIAN: ‘Annus’?

CENTURION: Vocative plural of ‘annus’ is...?

BRIAN: Eh. ‘Anni’?

CENTURION: ‘Romani’. ‘Eunt’? What is ‘eunt’?

BRIAN: ‘Go’. Let—

CENTURION: Conjugate the verb ‘to go’.

BRIAN: Uh. ‘Ire’. Uh, ‘eo’. ‘Is’. ‘It’. ‘Imus’. ‘Itis’. ‘Eunt’.

CENTURION: So ‘eunt’ is...?

BRIAN: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, ‘they go’.

CENTURION: But ‘Romans, go home’ is an order, so you must use the...?

BRIAN: The... imperative!

CENTURION: Which is...?

BRIAN: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, ‘i’. ‘I’!

CENTURION: How many Romans?

BRIAN: Ah! ‘I’— Plural. Plural. ‘Ite’. ‘Ite’.

CENTURION: ‘Ite’.

BRIAN: Ah. Eh.

CENTURION: ‘Domus’?

BRIAN: Eh.

CENTURION: Nominative?

BRIAN: Oh.

CENTURION: ‘Go home’? This is motion towards. Isn’t it, boy?

BRIAN: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! ‘Domum’, sir! ‘Ad domum’! Ah! Oooh! Ah!

CENTURION: Except that ‘domus’ takes the...?

BRIAN: The locative, sir!

CENTURION: Which is...?!

BRIAN: ‘Domum’.

CENTURION: ‘Domum’.

BRIAN: Aaah! Ah.

CENTURION: ‘Um’. Understand?

BRIAN: Yes, sir.

CENTURION: Now, write it out a hundred times.

BRIAN: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.

CENTURION: Hail Caesar. If it’s not done by sunrise, I’ll cut your balls off.

BRIAN: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir! Oh. Mmm!

Finished!

ROMAN SOLDIER STIG: Right. Now don’t do it again.

[Ann Archy]

LOL!!!!!!

[Robert DeLong]

Couldn't they be more modern than one might first surmises?

What real indication is there to believe they were made by the workers who built the walls?

[golux]

LOL!

[DCBryan1]

[babble-on]

Bush Fecit IX/XI

[Zathras]

“Trumpatus’s Fault”

[Gay State Conservative]

Claudius was here!

[jmcenanly]

Aedificare murum

[centurion316]

Romulus is my Centurion, only 4380 days and a wake up.

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