The Five Stages of WuFlu
Denial:
- It is no worse than the flu
- Only Asians get it
- Our healthcare is just so much better
Anger:
- The CDC is blowing it
- Trump should have shut down all flights
- I cant believe they value stocks more than life
Bargaining:
- If I get five more rolls of toilet paper I will be okay
- Teleworking and online classes will keep us safe
- But I needed to complete my preps anyway
Depression:
- I cant believe things are this screwed up, its only getting worse
- Its no use, we are going to be just like Italy
- Dont talk to me, Coachella was the only bright spot in my life
Acceptance:
- Once you get it youll have immunity so there is that
- Sure its going to be rough for a while but things will work out, hopefully
- I sure miss (insert here) (grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, wife, husband, brother, sister, son, daughter, friend)
You left out Step 6
— Tacos
Once you get it, you do not have immunity.