Lol
It’s best that they caught him. He would have felt all cooped up after a while anyway there.
Too bad he was too chicken to live up to what he did.
It wasn’t a poultry crime
He really laid an egg in this particular situation
Maybe he was just henpecked Non-Stop and turned to drugs
I guess there’s a Sunny side. since they got him before he used the drugs his brains won’t be scrambled.
Hopefully it won’t be over easy to get drugs in prison.
Or he’ll be toast
Okay I’m done
Man, someone’s grandmom is gonna be p*ssed!