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Thought this was the Babylon Bee at first.
1 posted on 03/20/2020 6:45:30 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Did they save the TP?/s


2 posted on 03/20/2020 6:48:20 PM PDT by dynachrome (The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
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To: EdnaMode

Did they name her Charmin?


3 posted on 03/20/2020 6:48:33 PM PDT by AlaskaErik
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No returns.


4 posted on 03/20/2020 6:49:51 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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Clean up on aisle 4.


5 posted on 03/20/2020 6:50:01 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: EdnaMode

Is she gonna name the kid Charmin


7 posted on 03/20/2020 6:52:40 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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Well the baby Jesus was born into humble circumstances too.


8 posted on 03/20/2020 6:56:38 PM PDT by tinyowl
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"Cleanup in Aisle 10!" 🤣
9 posted on 03/20/2020 6:59:53 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Buck-buck-buck-buuuuuck....Chicken-mannnn! (He's everywhere! He's everywhere!))
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My goodness if she near she was near and she goes in labor quickly should have stayed home. But- regardless glad she and baby were fine.


10 posted on 03/20/2020 7:01:36 PM PDT by Engedi
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To: EdnaMode

Well it is Walmart.


12 posted on 03/20/2020 7:02:19 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (BLACK LIVES MAGA)
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Hinkle said the woman warned store associates that her last child came in just 30 minutes. ... "We were like what do we do now?" she said. "Another lady comes around the corner and she says 'I'm a labor nurse, can I help?' and we said yes, yes please. She had gloves in her pocket [and] she was ready."

That almost sounds like a setup for a Candid Camera bit. The next part is where the nurse pulls a ham out from under the lady's skirt.

14 posted on 03/20/2020 7:05:53 PM PDT by TigersEye (MAGA - 16 more years! - KAG)
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As a Floridian, I have to wonder why this did not occur in Florida. Is Florida losing its mojo as the favored venue for peculiar events?


15 posted on 03/20/2020 7:17:17 PM PDT by Rockingham
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Was the kid conceived on the toilet paper isle also?


18 posted on 03/20/2020 7:28:14 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
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Here’s how it works in San Fran:

https://www.theamericanmirror.com/2019/12/shock-photo-san-fran-homeless-defecates-in-grocery-store-aisle/


19 posted on 03/20/2020 7:33:03 PM PDT by sasquatch
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Cleanup on aisle 5.


20 posted on 03/20/2020 7:34:26 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: EdnaMode

Me, too, at first.


23 posted on 03/20/2020 7:39:02 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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“All we have now is the 2ply stuff. Our customers will be demanding the 2ply later tonight. We expect a shipment of 1ply in about an hour. Just use Bounty paper towels till then, we can charge her account. Lucky Lady, Bounty is On Sale, two for three dollars!”


25 posted on 03/20/2020 7:42:43 PM PDT by lee martell
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You know those ceiling cameras recorded everything.
Hopefully, those cashiers can resist uploading the entire event on Instagram or Facebook, or at very least, getting a copy on their phones.


26 posted on 03/20/2020 7:45:53 PM PDT by lee martell
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Clean up on Aisle 7!!


29 posted on 03/20/2020 8:27:40 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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“KY3” TV.

KY is probably what got her into this mess in the first place!


30 posted on 03/20/2020 9:03:58 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Messaging to Snowflakes: They stole it from Bernie AGAIN!)
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Was she in the toilet paper aisle waiting for the delivery?


31 posted on 03/20/2020 9:05:15 PM PDT by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)
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