Posted on 03/28/2020 7:59:01 PM PDT by deport
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Amid the empty shelves and store closures, a Springfield, Missouri, Walmart had its own commotion going Wednesday afternoon.
A baby was born in the toilet paper aisle.
“We were like, oh my gosh, is this actually going to happen,” said store manager Jessica Hinkle.
Hinkle said the woman warned store associates that her last child came in just 30 minutes. When the woman’s water broke in the toilet paper aisle, she was prepared to go into labor right then and there.
“We were like, what do we do now?” she said. “Another lady comes around the corner and she says ‘I’m a labor nurse. Can I help?’ and we said, ‘Yes, yes please.’ She had gloves in her pocket, [and] she was ready.”
Hinkle said she grabbed a sheet and blocked the aisle to give the woman as much privacy as possible.
“Crowd control, [I’m] not like the best with blood so that was my job, holding the sheet and crowd control, making sure that nobody invaded what privacy the poor lady still had,” Hinkle said.
Springfield firefighters rushed into the store and helped deliver the baby girl.
“They’re the typical fire department that shops in our store, so they were pretty proud of themselves,” Hinkle said.
She said the entire process took about 45 minutes and customers were cheering for the woman the whole time
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Name the little girl “Charmin’’.
lol....
Name the little girl “Charmin’’.
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If it was a boy, then “Scott”
Possible names? My suggestion is Charmin
Of course Cottenelle, Renova, Marcal, Coronet, Panda might also work.
How about “Great Value”?
Named her Charmin....
was she a 200 lb “teen” or
a meth-head?
Thanks for your input.
Stan, STAN! Clean up in isle 6
And 7
(actually, both deliveries)?
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I wonder if one or both deliveries were taken home with her.
LOL! Or “Brawny’’.
Well, I’m glad it got posted again..........I didn’t see it 8 days ago.
Thanks to the poster!!
BTW Svartalfiar there are 2 stories on the first page that are duplicates, just so you don’t miss them. / sarc/LOL
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