I can train a housekeeper to sit and squeeze the bag every 5 seconds
And since she’s not going to be wearing protective gear, as there isn’t enough for existing medical personnel, she will contract the disease... and need someone else to do that for her, repeating the cycle.
For 24 hours a day for 3 weeks? And what happens if the housekeeper gets sick,
...and half of the patients she “ventilates” will need chest tubes. I’ve seen patients drop a lung over a trip to the CT scan. In fact, when you “:manage an ICU” you had best be looking for it when they desaturate afterwards.
You guys do have imagination and creativity, though.
We will start on your relatives. I really hope your joking. If you are serious, there is really something missing in your education.
Unless she is someone who cares about you, will she keep squeezing the bag?